Status: Completed
Status: Airing: season 14

Lindsay: We're all unhappy. That's the thing about life.
Lindsay: We're so sheltered, you know? There's this whole other America out there. The person who picks us up could be an artist or a psychic or an escaped felon. This is so exciting!
Lindsay: (To Nick) So, you wanna make out or something?
Ray: Chocolate?
Sam: Too early. We like bagels in the morning.
Sam: Men only think about three things: food, sports and sex. Dogs are more mysterious.
Sam: (To Morris) Why don't you go home? You look like ass.
Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?
Velma: Your name means Scooby-Poop!
Velma: Let's get jinky with it.
Velma: Who's your mommy?
Velma: (to a monster) You can use a little sunlight.
Patrick: Uh, Velma? Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Velma: No, I can't in this outfit.
Velma: You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note!
Patrick: Velma, let go of the grate!
Velma: So I can fall to my death?!
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